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Hey Rosetta! Crowd Etiquette

Posted in Music. on Sunday, December 6th, 2009 by Derek
Dec 06

Hey Rosetta! photo by Sara Collaton

As an energetic indie band’s popularity increases, its crowds push toward a threshold teetering between mutually respectful enjoyment of the art and selfish obnoxious behaviour that ruins the crowd’s experience. Appropriately-timed polite claps transition to bro chants and shrill woo girls. Before Hey Rosetta! went on last night, the Horseshoe’s 62nd anniversary introduction naming-checked past performances by many beloved artists. It ended with a (quite funny) Nickelback drop that led to much jeering, but ensuing meatheadism for the headliner was not that far off from cock-rock’s worst.

So what shouldn’t you do as a crowd participant?

  1. If the front is packed shoulder-to-shoulder (considering the Horseshoe’s poor sight-lines), don’t reach back to pull three of your friends in. Especially halfway through the set.
  2. Don’t get so drunk you’re falling backward over your heels into strangers. Go lean against a wall.
  3. If you are 6’3″ and 200lbs+, do not push yourself through a much smaller crowd, awkwardly clapping, throwing your arm around people, and generally making yourself a fool. Then elbow me in the nose without saying sorry. Dude in the Arkell’s hoodie, you’re a jerk.
  4. Don’t makeout with your partner during an anthem with everyone jumping around you. Especially when she’s ugly.
  5. During solo piano ballads, do not:

    1. Pump your first in the air.
    2. Take the opportunity to fill the singer’s dramatic silence with “HEY RO-SET-TA” or “YEAHHHHHH!”. They are not playing a cover of The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again”.
    3. Talk loudly to your drunk friends (“THEY’RE SO GOOOOOD”). You can save that until after the encore.

I’m not alone on this (even if she’s talking about the Friday show). In the same spirit, I can reference to Future of the Left’s live album Last Night I Saved Her From Vampires, which is completed by hilarious between-song banter such as bassist Kelson Mathias’ bit on “Dancing Etiquette”.

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I’m not saying the crowd should silently stand still with arms to their side at all times, but there comes a point where extreme extrovert behaviour is souring the performance’s mood. Show the love, respect your fellow fan, and stop acting like such a cunt.

Now the band itself? Awesome, as always. It’s my 4th time seeing them live, the first being more than two years ago at my fav Guelph dive bar, Jimmy Jazz (which never charged cover). For this show, I managed to score a ticket giveaway through the band’s web site (it sometimes pays to join Facebook Pages), but my guest +1 went wasted as friends were either seeing Phoenix at Sound Academy or couldn’t break other social plans with 5 days notice. Which is a shame because I’ve been trying to get as many friends into them as possible since Hey Rosetta’s success so far has been through word of mouth, which led to a nomination for Canada’s Polaris Music Price.

I did notice leader Tim Baker was tentative on his vocals before he admitted to recovering after the previous night’s two-encore set. Romesh’s “Gotta Have More Cowbell”-like tambourine performance more than made up for it! Their set with a solid balance between deliberate and accelerated songs off their past two releases, Plan Your Escape and Into Your Lungs…, along with playing more than half of their (still unrecorded?) upcoming album. This included the Gros Morne tribute for CBC Radio’s Great Canada SongQuest, “Old Crow Black Night Stand Still”, which I quite liked for its diverse movements.

The past three times I’ve seem them, Hey Rosetta! has packed the Horseshoe Tavern and Lee’s Palace, so hopefully next time they’ll move on to a larger venue with room to breathe. They’ll be at MTV Live on Monday, which I’ll be attending so feel free to come along, punch me in the face, and yell, “WOO!”

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3 Comments

  1. Amanda on December 6th, 2009

    I love that you just connected FOTL to Hey Rosetta! haha thats amazing. Andy’s a hilarious dude.
    I definitely agree with all of this – but Friday night’s crowd was worse. In the back you couldn’t hear the band over the people talking amongst themselves, and people up front looked positively bored. At least there was some energy last night, even if some of it was a little unwelcome.

  2. Derek on December 7th, 2009

    Future of the Left connects us all! For such a lyrically confrontational band, they sure know how to be gracious with fans and wittily brutal to the enemy. This Dirty Laundry interview also reveals Andy isn’t bitter, only justifiably angry. I dig your El Mocambo photos although I hope you didn’t stand at that spot for the whole show because the front mosh pit (that I was directly behind) was annoyingly out of control with flailing underweight kids and one fat dude tossing them around like pinballs. It’s too bad you didn’t get video of the dueling banter!

    On Friday, I guess people were also asshats for Julie Fader’s opening set. I go to a fair number of shows, including metal/hardcore bands, and I haven’t really experienced that level of stupidity that’s usually expected of Bon Jovi fans. Alongside FotL, someone cut together years of Fugazi stage banter that also includes some respect your fellow citizen or GTFO remarks.

  3. Amanda on December 8th, 2009

    I actually was in that spot for the whole show and I dealt with idiots in the mosh pit the whole time. It wasn’t too bad, until near the end when some jackass managed to slam me into the stage full force. Kelson actually stopped to check on me mid-song and then afterwards asked if I was okay. I thought that was very nice. Shitty crowd, awesome band.

    Friday and Saturday people were assholes for Fader. I don’t know what it is, but the crowds just kind sucked all round. I was up front for Hey Rosetta! and the girls behind me were looking at vacation photos on their camera when the band was playing.



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