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K & P Variety, We Sell Rat Chips

Posted in General. on Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 by Derek
Jun 10

Rat chips!

I bought some salt+vinegar chips from at a corner store at College/Euclid last week to find a nibbled off corner at the bottom once I got home. They were on a top-shelf and had no remnants of packaging attached to the hole indicating an abrasion where a rip may have occurred in transport. No, this junk food was infiltration by vermin.When I took the bag back to the store two days later, the clerk saw the hole and threw it behind the counter like I had seen nothing, then asked me to grab a replacement. She pretended I didn’t recognize a mouse/rat-hybrid attacked the bag, instead passively blaming the vendor. When I couldn’t find the same brand/flavour, she made me pay the 50 cent difference on Ms. Vickey’s Sea Salt and Malt Vinegar.

Just thought I’d throw this up there if someone googles the store name in five years.

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