Note to self: don’t finish reading Cormac McCarthy’s The Road, watching The Orphanage, and looking at paintings by Zdzislaw Beksinski all within the same day if you wish to maintain a positive outlook on life. But read this article.

I cleansed the palette by watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall, probably the funniest movie of the year so far. But was the penis really necessary? That is the question.

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