Jun 18
These rants speak for themselves.
- Yellow cars that are not taxicabs
- Bloom effects in video games
- Yankees fans
- Texas Hold ‘em poker always playing on sports channels
- Obese people that try to compensate by being loud
- Obese people that attempt to deal by being depressed
- Fatties
- Military propaganda on CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada
- Phil Collins
- Internet forums
- Movies with penguin characters
- K-Y commercials where the actors raise their eyebrows but don’t plainly say, “this is used to plow the dirtbox”.
- Discovery Channel turning into home renovations
- Animated features with talking animals and pop culture references
- Reality television that tries to provide a life lesson in the conclusion
- Red Sox fans
- grocery store shopping carts that require a quarter to unlock
- Coffee drinkers
- Store greeters that put branding stickers on your bags to show you aren’t a shoplifter
- World of Warcraft subscribers
- Facebook applications
- People still saying, “that’s how I roll”
- Needing to poop immediately after getting out of the shower
- The female vocalist on Mew’s “Symmetry” off Frengers
- People that imitate Monty Python sketches
- Sports analysts and commentators
- Blogs that post rants
- Bloggers
