Let’s do this alphabetically:

  • Clayton, Royce
  • Fasano, Sal (mustache or not)
  • McDonald, John
  • Phillips, Jason
  • Roberts, Ryan
  • Towers, Josh
  • Vermilyea, Jamie

Noticing a pattern here? Getting owned by Carlos Silva. I wonder what season ticket holders are feeling about this. As long as you lie about the severity of your closer’s injury before opening day…