Let’s do this alphabetically:

• Clayton, Royce
• Fasano, Sal (mustache or not)
• McDonald, John
• Phillips, Jason
• Roberts, Ryan
• Towers, Josh
• Vermilyea, Jamie

Noticing a pattern here? Getting owned by Carlos Silva. I wonder what season ticket holders are feeling about this. As long as you lie about the severity of your closer’s injury before opening day…

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